Your boyfriend doesn’t like me.
He’s got a slight jealousy issue.
It’s not my problem unless he’s in my face mouthing off.
The Mr Karate pops out of the box.
I wonder if that will happen.
Do you think so?
I’ve known you longer than he has.
And you and I get on so well.
Tell him if you do marry, I’ll be the best man.
I’ll buy him a pint.
See how that goes down.
Till then my friend let him deal constructively with his issues.
Four cans of cider a night.
Avoiding the matter.
I can’t say I’ll be sad when you leave him.
Then we can have a party and say good riddance.