I was walking thru Oldham Shithole town centre when a street seller said to me,
That's as far as he got.
I replied, Don't call me Sir.
Why? he asked.
I don't like it. Call me, Mate. Not Sir. I explained I'm not upper middle class like the ruling 2% nobs running our country and ******* it all up.
Now take it from me, I really don't like being called Sir. I take offence. Like if you called me a twat or bastard. So the street seller was told in no uncertain terms.
The silly man was selling something useless, doing a mug's job. I wasn't interested in what he was selling or buying it off him. They're only after my cash. He can **** off, the muppet. I'm no mug and not signing up for Energy Electric or direct debits to put me in debt from corrupt money grabbing bastards.
**** them and the street sellers who call me Sir.